Being a 20 something male, the female gender is something that is often on the mind. However, there are many things that I just can't seem to make much sense of when it comes to the perception of attractive this day in age. Let me give you a few pointers, from a males perspective:
Orange skin is not attractive.
You're not an Oompa Loompa. There is a difference between having that sun kissed glow and looking like you just stepped out of a deep fryer. As opposed to hopping in the car and heading down to the nearest tanning salon for the twelfth day in a row, consider spending a few minutes outdoors to catch some sun. You don't want skin that looks like it could upholster a Lexus in a later life.
"Platinum" is NOT a haircolor
A few NATURAL looking highlights here and there is not a crime at all. However, It's no good looking like you were in a boxing match with a bottle of Clorox. Tip: If it looks like you should bail your hair with some hay, its time to re-evaluate your cosmetology opinions.
Animal prints belong on animals
You're a human being, not Chester the Cheetos dude. Let him have the fun with the spots, that is unless you are trying not to be seen while in the middle of the Sahara desert.
You cannot defy gravity
Boobs that are two inches from your chin are not natural. Drop those bombs down a little bit before you endanger someone or yourself.
Last but not least,
Back-up on the make-up
I don't see you laying in a casket somewhere, so there is no need to do yourself up like you are a corpse. Unless your Mimi Bobeck, keep it under a pound a day. You might be surprised how much lighter your head will feel.
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